April 2010
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LOL.
Salesman: I take my helmet liner into the shower with me and wash it with my shampoo.
Me (to myself): You can take me in the shower with you too. I won't mind.
March 2010
99 posts
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Dear Saint Charles, →
Why can’t you be this nice when I’m there?
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Wow...that's really special
So my dad and I went to the motorsports place today to look at helmets because the one he wanted they weren’t going to carry anymore. We were looking at half helmets and she said “You shouldn’t get that one. It makes you look phallic.” Needless to say I was mortified.
On what planet is it okay to tell someone they look like a penis? Because when I did sales training at...
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I wanna go back already.
As much as I love my family I’m ready to be back in Missouri. I miss being able to do things without asking permission to drive my own car. Ridiculous,I know.
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So...
I’m on an app buying spree…so what do you all like?
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First...
post from my new iPod…super excited!!
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Drunk with hobos
Grandpa: Here is this light for your keychain so you can see your door in the night when you come back drunk.
me: who says i go back to my room grandpa? i sleep in the park with the hobos.
Grandpa: I knew that was coming!
me: yeah, we share blankets and needles.
Grandpa = auto reblog.
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So, are you excited to watch Star Trek sometime...
I’m VERY excited to watch Star Trek with you soon!!
Ask Away.
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Would you rather vacation at the beach or in the...
I would definitely rather vacation at the beach. The way my mother puts it is that “You’re like a flower. You need sunlight to survive.” I’m sure there would be sunlight in the mountains, but there’s not exactly anywhere that you can lay out and soak it in.
Ask Away.
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formspring.me
Ask Away. http://formspring.me/JenSwish
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What the fuck is wrong with you?!
You claim to be my friend, then you insult me, my sisters, and my fraternity as a whole. On what planet is that okay? I am very proud of my sisters, my fraternity, and myself for all of the things we do to make the world a better place. So, until this quote comes down I can’t speak to you. I don’t understand what you have against us, because we’ve never done anything to...
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TUMBLARITY WILL BE BACK NEXT MONDAY. OH. MY. GOD. →
theycallmezulu:
pelicansss:
fyoz:
maybemartha:
whatsupwojo:
shaun-alejandro:
dominicdominic:
thepriest:
spiltneedles:acidfreepaper:stonab
SHAME.
OH HELL..here we go again
good lord. tumblarity was stressful enough.
oh
Don’t hate me.
should’ve seen this coming!
goddammit
If tumblr isn’t safe, then nothing is.
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Band people are weird.
geddyleeismyhero:
j-pod:
funkzombie:
j-pod:
(via theycallmezulu)
i take no offense to this because i know it to be 100% correct
Musicians in general are weird people… And I am glad to be one.
that’s why musicians are the best people to hang out with. lol i enjoy being in company of my weirdness.
I flawnt my weirdness like jewelry already. It’s cool Ashley!
Band wouldn’t be...
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tumblr has been quiet all night...
j-pod:
jenswish:
j-pod:
crazy… usually there are people posting like they’re bonkers all over the place after i get in bed! this week is gonna blow.
Why are you nay in class? I MISS YOU!!!
cuz i’m working out lawyer crap with my mom. believe me, i’d rather be in class but i’d also not like to go to jail.
Good luck!!
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tumblr has been quiet all night...
j-pod:
crazy… usually there are people posting like they’re bonkers all over the place after i get in bed! this week is gonna blow.
Why are you nay in class? I MISS YOU!!!
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love
jenni: i hate you
me: i hate you too
jenni: .... is that how we say i love you?
me: well how else are we supposed to say it?
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Ask me stuffs! →
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Standing on the Sink: Majority of these are true... →
You know you’re a true MICHIGANDER when……. 1. “Vacation” means going up north on I- 75. 2. You measure distance in hours. 3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once. 4. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day. 5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow…
Check these out. They’re soooo true. This is why Michigan rocks.
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Dear People,
It’s a really bad idea to mess with my feet when I’m sleeping. I have the tendency to kick or swing my arms wildly in the direction of the offender. Not because it tickles, but because you just scared me out of sleep. I don’t appreciate it, you see, because I was sleeping after not getting very much of it for like 3 days. So, if you must persist with this behavior, let...
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sailorjpod asked: whatcha doin over there hot lady??
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This class just got really special.
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This summer instead of all gen eds I’m taking a US history class, introduction to graphic design, and concepts of physics FTW
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Did well on my midterm!!
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I really wish I had gotten home like 6 hours ago instead of less than an hour ago…
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Hear that is…
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I dont think he realizes that i can every word he’s saying…
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My entire body is numb…bacardi 151 will do that to ya…
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Finally…a long island that tastes good…this is what trips is missing.
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Lady Gaga has now been turned into marching band music…
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What a tool.
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This one of those times that a step ladder would be nice…
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Jebus crepes personal space violation!
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If you’re gonna grope me at least buy me dinner first.
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I really need to stop being a music major sometimes.
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I think im making Casey angry…that means im doing my job.
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we keep stopping just before i play.
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Dear Orchestra, Thank you for the good rehearsal on my birfday!!
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Just to set the record straight, I’m not MAD at anyone. I’m sorry for being bitchy, but I’m not sorry I left Applebees.
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Blue Moon…not bad…
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If this is what comes with being 21 let me stay 20. Because I would rather be happy than have the abilitly to purchase alcohol.
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Of those at applebees i figured out who my friends are…
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Well this night just turned out awesome…
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