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April 2010
92 posts
Dear World, and by world I mean Lindenwood Peeps,
Can you please stop being angry and just get along? I’m sick and tired of having to choose which group of friends I’m going to sit with at which meals. It’s not fair that I’m stuck in the middle of like a million arguments, because I don’t want to take sides. I want to sit with ALL of my friends at one table and be happy. If you’re agreeable to this arrangement, I will be in the caf at 5:00 to eat dinner. I will sit at a table by myself, and you all are welcome to sit with me. If ANYONE so much as mentions what is going on I will leave and will not sit with ANYONE until all of this blows over. I’m not dealing with anyones crap but my own right now. I’m not doing this to be mean or rude to any one person. I’m doing this because I have my own problems to deal with.
As most of you are aware, CollegeHumor is nominated for quite a few Webby Awards this year.
- Best Animation
-Pixar Intro Parody- Best Individual Performance
-Amir Blumenfeld- Best Writing
-Web Site Story- Comedy: Individual Short or Episode
-Web Site Story- Comedy: Long Form or Series
-Jake and Amir- Humor Website
-CollegeHumor.comSo far they are leading in all except for best humor website.
However, The Onion is tempting to take what rightfully belongs to CollegeHumor in the categories of “Best Writing” and “Comedy: Individual or Short”. They need us to vote. Come on. CH has a small lead. Let’s keep them there.
Everyone knows that CollegeHumor fans are dedicated. Look at all the fansites we run! We’re loud, crazy, (a little) rude and we love our CH’ers! Let’s help them get the wins they deserve.
Vote, reblog, tell your friends.
Vote or Die!
Just kidding. I probably won’t kill you if you don’t vote. But why risk it?
Come on, guys. I believe we only have until Friday. Vote already!
(Gonna keep reblogging this for as long as I need to…)
I voted!!
What if you realized
that guarding your heart with all your might and hiding it away is every bit as dangerous as wearing it on your sleeve?
You might disagree, but I think you are risking just as much by locking your heart up and shielding yourself from happiness as you are when you are freely open with your feelings.
Either way you are probably going to get hurt. So you might as well live a little. Be reckless from time to time. It’s okay, it’s good for you.
- Turk: Dude, he keeps a hug schedule with his friends!
- J.D.: Okay, Turk. Looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2 o'clock spot and getting penciled in for never!
- I was totally watching this episode yesterday!!!
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pleease follow me you wonderful lovely people :D
Follow her. Shes funny.
i follow! she’s got some cool stuff on her page! plus, she’s got a clarinet that she’s named. :) i named my french horn haha glad i’m not alone
If I had my own instruments I would name them too. But I don’t. So until I can have my own rosewood marimba I’ll just babysit my godson Seth. He’s a French horn, ya know.
speaking of naming instruments as well as my clarinet, i need a name for my new ukulele, any suggestions?
First of all, ukuleles are awesome!! I would name it Violet.
1 more follower till 100!
pleease follow me you wonderful lovely people :D
Follow her. Shes funny.
i follow! she’s got some cool stuff on her page! plus, she’s got a clarinet that she’s named. :) i named my french horn haha glad i’m not alone
If I had my own instruments I would name them too. But I don’t. So until I can have my own rosewood marimba I’ll just babysit my godson Seth. He’s a French horn, ya know.
“Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure.”
—
Rowena Ravenclaw, J.K Rowling.
(Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) via loveyalife
(via quote-book)
@jenswish started following you
thank you :)
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You’re welcome. And thanks for the follow as well.
@j-pod:
you’re a good person!!
mischief managed.: The semi-aftermath of my crisis. →
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So, guys, yesterday was a big day for me. And unfortunately, not in a good way.
After band, I decided to pay the computer lab a visit and just putz around on the internet like I usually do, when I remember that I should probably be checking up on my financial aid status on my Missouri State…
I know exactly what you’re going through. Like the exact same thing happened to me about three years ago. Literally.
I guess these things come in threes...
Tonight we had a memorial for a young man on campus who took his life Monday. It was a lot harder than any of us thought it would be. Me and my fraternity sisters sang a benediction at the memorial and barely made it through. And then our brother fraternity sang a Latin hymn and then Amazing Grace. I completely lost it - we’re talking tears and snot literally running off my face and on to the floor. It was pretty gross. Anywho, it was really beautiful to see people who didn’t know this young man get together and support and comfort those who did know him.
It reminded me why I love my sisters. After the service was over, we got together in a circle and we told each other how much we love each other while we cried together. I’ve never been so happy to have someone, really several someones, there to comfort me while I cried. I’m very thankful for them today.
“Women are like the Borg - we share our thoughts and feelings with each other…without talking.”
—Me
Loud.
- Devin: I could use less horn at F.
- Me (in my head): Which means Casey needs to play softer.
Fat.
- Chris: He'll take up the whole room.
- Kevin: Did you just make a fat joke?
- Chris: No. It's a fat fact.
I wish my brain would turn off.
I hate it. It’s letting my mind wander to things that I would rather not think about right now.
“At least I wasn’t naked.”
—Jessi, this morning during our surprise bathroom encounter.
I Just Rendered Jessi Speechless.
Remember this date ladies and gentlemen. I actually got her for once, instead of being gotten.
unspoken words :: children between the ages 4-8 were asked this question: “What does... →
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children between the ages 4-8 were asked this question: “What does love mean?”
Rebecca, age 8 “When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it all the time, even when his hands have arthritis too. That’s love.”
Billy, age 4 “When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.”
Dear Lindenwood,
It’s 85 degrees outside today. That’s before you take the humidity into account. Turn on the fucking air conditioning already.
Not Love,
Jennifer
It's 6:50 AM and I'm Awake
Surprisingly, I feel okay for the most part. Once I get in the shower and wake up all the way I’ll be set to rights. Then I’ll have enough energy for the day and fall asleep right away tonight. I think I figured out why I feel tired all the time. I’m getting too much sleep. Which is an awesome problem to have.
i'm always in the mood to mindcrush someone
but just now, literally seconds ago. JENNI mindcrushed ME!
FACT: JENNI DOESN’T EVEN LIKE YUGIOH!
Fact: Jessi has never asked me to watch Yugioh with her, so I don’t know if I like it or not.
FACT: I only watch Yugioh in Japanese. I don’t think she’d like it. Plus, she’s busy all the time.
FACT: Jenni wouldn’t like Yugioh even if she watched it in english!
FACT: Jenni really likes cartoons. So she would probably like Yugioh.
“ROOOOOOOOOOOOOBB!!”
—Jessi
i'm always in the mood to mindcrush someone
but just now, literally seconds ago. JENNI mindcrushed ME!
FACT: JENNI DOESN’T EVEN LIKE YUGIOH!
Fact: Jessi has never asked me to watch Yugioh with her, so I don’t know if I like it or not.
@bricorama @Akersten09 @JenSwish
NEXT TIME JAKE AND AMIR ARE ALL IN TOWN WE ARE GOING TOGETHER AND THAT IS FLUNKING THAT!
Ok. Good.
You still owe me from the last time.
woman. don’t even start with me! lol
Fo shizzle!
Reblog if you support TWLOHA.
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always
:-)
Always have and always will.
I bought more yarn today!
Now I can start Jenni’s blankie! :D
Is it going to be like Jessi’s?!?!
Spaceships.
- Jessi: Jenni, let's ride in a spaceship.
- Me: Okay!
My gullie has a problem.
Luckily, it’s a Star Trek problem, which means she has no problem. Which means that this post to tell the world that she has a problem is completely useless.
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Ask Away. http://formspring.me/JenSwish
Party!!
On tumblr. Right now. Be here or get horribly maimed the next time I see you!!
@Jenswish
You’re gonna have to deal with my Lady Gaga jammin.
I really like Lady Gaga. It’s awesome dance music.
croutons on the side.: Today →
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He was really obnoxious. SamO had it right when she said that Casey and Smelly Andrew were having a testosterone war. It got pretty ridiculous during the Raiders March. The student conductors were all laughing. I thought at first that they were laughing at me because the timpani…
Firstly, I don’t doubt that it was a huge testosterone war between casey and smelly andrew. They’re both weirdos. Secondly, if I had been there I honestly in class would’ve said to the percussion out loud “Why can’t you guys just get off your asses and do it?” I swear on all that is holy that I would’ve been pissed at them. Gah, band makes me hate the world. By band I mean the percussion section.
Except me, right? I mean, I always do my shit and then some.
Today
I skipped band to watch Scrubs with my friend. I didn’t feel like going to band to take care of everybody’s business. Turns out I get a txt saying that I needed to get someone’s volume under control. Come on guys, don’t be so intimidated. He’s not scary. He just makes your ears bleed lol.
He was really obnoxious. SamO had it right when she said that Casey and Smelly Andrew were having a testosterone war. It got pretty ridiculous during the Raiders March. The student conductors were all laughing. I thought at first that they were laughing at me because the timpani part was really intense and I got really into it. But then after class I was talking to Casey and Kenny and they were talking about it.
On an unrelated note, the percussion section almost got shot by trumpet lady, aka. Karen. She’s really nice, but she’s also a mom, so she has the scary “Ima set you on fire” look down pat. Anyways, I was just minding my own business waiting to play my 80,000,000 measures of rolls and she was like “Can I get someone to cover the parts for people who aren’t here today?” Keep in mind there is a group of percussionists sitting over in the corner doing nothing, so I call over to them “Can someone come cover parts please?” They just sit there and look at me like I told them to find the closest cliff and jump off it or something, so finally Karen gets pissed and tells them that they needed to get moving in her “mom voice.” Needless, to say I was annoyed at them, but amused by Karen and her awesomeness.
Dear Lindenwood,
Could you please turn on the air conditioning? I really need sleep, which is difficult when your room feels like an oven.
Not Love,
Jennifer
*eye roll*
So apparently now if something happens to the percusion equipment or anything else in the band room it is automatically Phi Mu Alpha/SAI’s fault. Gotta love it. Instead of accusing someone why don’t you bring the issue to people who can do something about it, like th person in charge of the fucking equipment. That is all.
*steps off soapbox*
Saweet!!
Good news: No world religions today!!
Bad news for Dr. Stephens: He’s sick.
I fucking love Billy Joel.
I don’t know the words to this song, but it doesn’t make me love him any less.
Me too!!